person: *eats food*
"OH GOD SHE’S TUMBLR SHE IS US AND WE ARE HER"
person: *admits to being lazy*
"SO TUMBLR THIS PERSON IS BASICALLY TUMBLR"
person: *has emotions*
"GOD HE’S SOOO TUMBLR!!!1"
“Ť̡͙̹̘̮ͪ̐ ̧̤̪͗̇̅U͓̱̮̯̮ͭ̍͆ ̨͎̇̒̋̚M̠̞̞̻͔͉̪ ̯̥͍̅B͓̑̃ͫ̑͛ͣͬ ̭̮̰̏͑͂̌͠L͔̇ͦ̈́͒͘ ̜̹̜̤̤͔̮̽͊̓ͣR̯͚͕̗̆”
"There’s a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being alone. I like eating by myself. I go home at night and just watch a movie or hang out with my dog. I have to exert myself and really say, oh God, I’ve got to see my friends ‘cause I’m too content being by myself." -Drew Barrymore
every friendship ever
Despite this scene, I love Jumba, He’s my uncle.
THAT’S RIGHT, DRAG IT. DRAG THAT LONG, SEXY ASS.
OH MY GOD, MOM. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?
YOUR FATHER HAS A VERY NICE BACKSIDE. I’M COMMENTING ON IT.
THAT’S SO GROSS. YOU’RE GROSSING ME OUT. DAD, TELL HER SHE’S BEING A SICKO.
HONEY, YOU’RE BEING “A SICKO” AND UPSETTING SAMUEL WITH YOUR COMPLETELY ACCURATE REMARK ABOUT HOW GREAT MY ASS IS.
I’M NOT SORRY.
YOU HEAR THAT, CHAMP? YOUR MOTHER IS UNREPENTANT. SHE’S A WOMAN OF STRONG CONVICTIONS, AND I THINK WE SHOULD RESPECT THAT.
the single most accurate description of this movie i have seen
when someone in an argument has missed the point so much you just
OH GOD if you drag the image in chrome and overlay it back over the gif, you get a still image of him in the chair while it looks like his ghost stands up and leaves his body.
this is important
it’s tumblr before tumblr
Folks who can’t sit still while on the phone. [video]